Sunday, February 22, 2009
Transformers: Headmasters – "Rebellion on Planet Beast"
A welcome aspect to an episodic series is that when there is a sub-par episode or two, it is fairly easy to omit these from your repeated viewings and yet not miss any essential overarcing story elements. In the case of the original U.S. Transformers series, this means I can happily skip "City of Steel" and "The Autobot Run" and advance to long time favorites such as "War Dawn" or "The Golden Lagoon". However, in the case of the more serialized Japanese Headmasters, this means that by skipping a mediocre episode there might be some crucial bit of information missed that will play a part in subsequent episodes. "Rebellion on Planet Beast" is an example of this conundrum.
While on patrol in deep space, Fortress and his team of Headmasters encounter two refugees, called Beastformers, from the Planet Beast. They have fled to find help, as they reveal that some inhabitants of their planet have been enslaved by the Decepticons, while other inhabitants have actually joined up with the oppressors. Fortress agrees to help liberate them, contacts Rodimus on Athenia and is soon joined by him in the fight. Daniel and Wheelie have stowed away on the giant battleship, which is the transtector Maximus, and figure prominently and most annoyingly in this episode. The only item of consequence gained here is we learn the Decepticons built a factory on this planet and enslaved the Beastformers in order to construct one very large component. The suspicion is raised that similar factories exist elsewhere on other planets, each contributing components to a massive, as-yet unknown threat. The seeds of a long term plan are planted here.
This Planet Beast consists of walking, talking, fighting, armor-wearing reptiles, amphibians and mammals, adding to the absolute strangeness in an already odd episode. It is an isolated incident of product cross-over in Transformers, outside of the subtle G.I. Joe elements which popped up from time to time. Seeing as how the Beastformers was a separate toyline introduced in the late 80's (I am pretty sure I even owned a few), but one which never garnered its own series, I guess Takara decided to grant them "special guest star" status. The enslaved guest stars could have been any number of races, there is really nothing about the Beastformers involvement here that is integral and unique and much about them goes unexplained due to lack of time. The leader, Pirate Lion (yep, a Lion who wears an eye-patch) continues to consult some sort of oracle, Saber Sword, with whom he communicates through what looks like a picture frame. This Saber Sword fellow seems to have an answer for everything, but who knows why or how. Personally, I just can't get used to watching frogs, snakes and bears behaving as human, using weapons and whips, etc. I can't even stand seeing talking animals in live-action movies. Once I saw this episode, "Carnage in C-Minor" didn't seem to terrible anymore.
Plus, when the episode is not spending far too much time with such unnervingly anthropomorphized characters, then it is spending far too much time with Daniel and Wheelie behaving like insolent, shrill brats who end up getting themselves captured.
Once Galvatron is alerted to Fortress' presence on Planet Beast, he and his Headmasters meet up with Cyclonus and Scourge to attack the Autobots. Rodimus arrives with the Trainbots and the Monsterbots, the latter in their first appearance – Repugnus, Double Cross and Grotusque. The struggle to free the Beastformers is brief, completely underwhelming and embarrassingly played for laughs from start to finish, as Galvatron, Cyclonus and Scourge are portrayed almost as Cybertron's answer to The Three Stooges. We witness the Autobot Headmasters' penchant for swapping heads during battle, in order to increase one another's strength or intellgence, such as Brainstorm's head on Chromedome's body helping him out of a bind. Finally, in the end, Rodimus orders Repugnus and Grotusque to remain on Planet Beast as guardians, where they should fit in nicely and to my memory I don't think we ever see them again. Hey, nice cushy job for the Monsterbots!
This is the first in a cadre of episodes which do not involve Cybertron or Earth, instead taking a more "Star Trek" approach of "seeking out new life and new civilizations". This focus helps to add color and diversity to the series in the same manner as seen and argued about in Season Three of the U.S. series. I was always a fan of this approach, for better or worse, feeling that there were few limits in terms of storytelling in the Transformers universe and appreciative that the makers broadened the scope, even if attempts such as this fell far below the mark.
Next time out, "Approach of the Demon Meteorite" returns to some familiar ground and features the absolute worst temper tantrum from Daniel. You must be intrigued!