MAD MONSTER

Every day, people come up on the streets and ask me, "Jim, where can I meet Bill Forster?"  Normally I have to tell them that they need to scale the terrifying Fang Cliffs of East Ulmberton, navigate the dizzying Straits of No Return, and then penetrate the nigh-impervious Fortress of Calamity if they wish an audience.  This weekend, though, he's going to be at the Mad Monster Party convention in Charlotte, North Carolina.  He's going with the adorable Gimmie Paws cosplay vendor, so drop by and say hi and get your Almanac signed and maybe get yourself some tail.  Should be a wild weekend.